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		<title>By: Clinton Montague</title>
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		<dc:creator>Clinton Montague</dc:creator>
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		<description>&lt;strong&gt;The response (at first glance, it appears generic, but the italicised paragraph is actually rather good. +1):&lt;/strong&gt;

Dear Lord Clinton Montague,



Thank you for taking the time to contact Ocean Spray.



We’re really pleased to hear you are enjoying the new TV advertising campaign and that it has triggered such vivid developments in your imagination.



&lt;em&gt;Did you know that drinking Ocean Spray, twice a day, everyday may keep you healthy, especially during expeditions in the Arctic?  We appreciate that you may encounter difficulties when wearing polar gloves but the compensation surely is that, in such chilled conditions you can just peel back the carton and you have a delicious cranberry ice lolly which will keep you refreshed for hours while sledging across the tundra.&lt;/em&gt;



Research has shown that just one 250ml serving of Cranberry Classic or Cranberry Classic Light typically contains 80mg of proanthocyanidins or PACs. These are powerful condensed tannins, nature’s natural agents that may help to maintain health by acting on certain harmful bacteria in the body.



So a long cool refreshing glass of Ocean Spray Cranberry Classic Juice Drink first thing in the morning and at night is the delicious way to start and end your day.



Thank you again for your interest in Ocean Spray



Kind regards</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>The response (at first glance, it appears generic, but the italicised paragraph is actually rather good. +1):</strong></p>
<p>Dear Lord Clinton Montague,</p>
<p>Thank you for taking the time to contact Ocean Spray.</p>
<p>We’re really pleased to hear you are enjoying the new TV advertising campaign and that it has triggered such vivid developments in your imagination.</p>
<p><em>Did you know that drinking Ocean Spray, twice a day, everyday may keep you healthy, especially during expeditions in the Arctic?  We appreciate that you may encounter difficulties when wearing polar gloves but the compensation surely is that, in such chilled conditions you can just peel back the carton and you have a delicious cranberry ice lolly which will keep you refreshed for hours while sledging across the tundra.</em></p>
<p>Research has shown that just one 250ml serving of Cranberry Classic or Cranberry Classic Light typically contains 80mg of proanthocyanidins or PACs. These are powerful condensed tannins, nature’s natural agents that may help to maintain health by acting on certain harmful bacteria in the body.</p>
<p>So a long cool refreshing glass of Ocean Spray Cranberry Classic Juice Drink first thing in the morning and at night is the delicious way to start and end your day.</p>
<p>Thank you again for your interest in Ocean Spray</p>
<p>Kind regards</p>
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